I can see through my analytics on my blog that several viewers come to this blog through a forum that I frequented. As I was earlier banned from that site for calling bull-shit on the administrator’s obvious bias and favoritism, as well as exploiting the community for financial gain, which apparently was a soar topic that hit too close to home. Just want to say that a ban was expected and I’m honestly not even mad. I’m glad to have a “full stop” on that period which netted little recognition or acknowledgement for my contributions and suggestions to expand the site and tap into new advertising markets and revenue sources. Ultimately I have no doubt the forum will get what’s coming to it for being the hypocritical douchebags the administrators and moderators are. I’m not even going to acknowledge the forum’s name because I certainly don’t wish to direct traffic to them when they’re clearly milking the site for the last pennies of revenue they can squeeze out of it, all the while begging for community donations and hand-outs. My honest reaction to the news I was banned was to laugh and smile. It demonstrated with crystal clear transparency the gross favoritism and bias in the forum. In the meantime, I’ve directed my creative, artistic and intellectual talents in a myriad of other projects which are more rewarding and satisfying. There’s no doubt that forum needed me far more than I it. I outgrew the immature, childish bull shit there.
Happy Memorial Day all!
How to open your beer bottles
The perfect memorial day snack: pretzels that look like vaginas
How did the Food Network celebrate Memorial Day? With a 28 pound sandwich with 41 types of deli meat
Carl Jr.’s new ice cream burger looks cool
In New England, a bunch of teenagers were chased away from their beer pong table by cows that then started drinking the beer
Rufus won the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show in New York last week
So Obama allegedly smoked some pot in the past? This needs animation!
Snooki is having a boy?
Here’s my reaction to that news
At the Global Space Exploration Conference, both Russia and Japan revealed plans to build moon bases.
Read more at: http://www.tecca.com/news/2012/05/23/japan-russia-moon-base
Romney has a new campaign ap but misspells America. “Mercia! Mercia! Mercia!”
So Romney’s campaign fundraising strategy is . . . a chance to dine with Donald Trump? AVOID
Trump is lobbying very hard to be Vice President. Why?
I know who I’m voting for!
OK, I’m a big Game of Thrones fan but when I heard they were doing a facebook social media game . . . lame!
Read about it at: http://www.hlntv.com/article/2012/05/28/game-thrones-facebook-game
A fail compilation for May
Best Sports Tattoo ever! Ohio raping the Michigan Badger
Meanwhile, at a Ukraine exhibit on Contemporary Art . . .
The Golden Gate Bridge celebrated its 75th anniversary
So Taco Bell is now promoting a new breakfast ‘cocktail’ of mountain dew and orange juice? Stupid
In Colombia, police seize eight tons of marijuana
So a gay kid getting bullying? Great to see this response!
This youth group poster is fail
Trolling done right
“Hey, I was just reading the news!”
I have this SAME problem
The Leap technology looks pretty fierce
Siri always delivers the best jokes!
Forget Battleship! TETRIS is the movie of the summer
The best Bartender in the WORLD!
A moving, edible tribute to Tim Burton
A Lego wedding cake
An awesome, but geeky, wedding cake
Cosplay done right
Cosplay done wrong
Mario is in deep shit now
Chris Brown gets BURNED! Ouch!
A turtle having sex with a shoe
How to get your roommate to do the dishes
Showbiz ruined Sponge Bob
Preachin’ to the choir girl!
“Drink it in”
Best movie eva!
An ad in Estonia, “Has Potency”. How does a penis in an ad sell tomato juice?
. . . well, I do love bacon so . . .
The smallest firetruck
The smallest library
In Russia, some old tanks are being converted into playground toys for kids.
The stairs? That’s flowing lava from the volcano!
Try to avoid this van kids!
Why Girls aren’t engineers
Artist Dietrich Wegner makes a commentary on our corporate culture and pervasive branding. His work is “a meditation on how our identities evolve and how we declare them”.
A kid’s “to-Do” List. Poor kid can’t hold his alcohol
For Memorial Day, how about some Popsicle? How do YOU say it?
Beck’s little kid has major SWAG
On The Magic School Bus the kids get to bath in Salmon sperm!
The fictional fight I’d want to see
The Ben & Jerry’s ice cream lock is a real thing
On the Internet, no one knows . . . you’re a dog
Look at all dafuqs I give
Furries defeated the Nazis
Best. Fursuit. EVA!
Can’t tell if Woody is upset, or ready to climax
This sad picture circulated on facebook when a pitbull was killed by a car and her friend wouldn’t leave her side for 14 hours until animal control came. He kept nudging and licking her hoping she’d wake up.
Just a baby raccoon hiding out in the garden
Peanut Cannibals (thanks Victor!)
An Awesome Australian commercial
A Hamster that plays dead
Say hi to Lek the leopard cub
Some Pandas being silly on a slide
An ocelot named “Diego”
A baby ocelot
Adorable cute sloth
“I said no pictures Motha fawka!”
Like RAWR and stuff!
He’s not jokin bro!
Meet 2 day old “Watson”. DERP!
Yoda and Chewbacca?
This seal pup needs a name! Suggest yours at: http://www.neaq.org/animals_and_exhibits/animals/northern_fur_seals/naming_contest_dn.php
Dog “rescues” a girl on the beach
Always wear your floatation devices!
Cool Story Bro
An African Serval
Meet Archie the Hedgehog
Baby sea turtles getting released
It’s baby monkey feeding time!
“Come on asshole! Share your lunch bro!”
A baby raccoon
Nazi Cat. Yet another reason to love dogs, fighting for YOUR freedom!
An Otter swimming lesson
“I wont bite”
Prince Charles visited Canada where he honestly go a lesson on how to scratch and DJ.
Robots dance to Thriller
Skrillex’s new music video
The new Katy Perry music video. Some controversy as there’s rumors Facebook paid her to promote their timeline. Just a Facebook ad?
Hot Chip’s new video
Sweden’s commercial for their upcoming electronic music festival
Did you get the chance to see the full solar eclipse tonight?
A picture of the Moon Bridge in Taipei, Taiwan
The Electric Daisy Carnival in New York City last weekend looked like this
Protests at the NATO conference where almost 50 protesters were arrested and many were seen with bloodied faces from police abuse.
New James Bond trailer
Why do I LOVE Lacrosse?
Disney Hunger Games. I bet on Hercules
Nice tattoo bro!
An unusual mugging
How to open a beer with a Chainsaw
“I So Pale”
“Do you have cock?” “Please give me cock”
Just “hide the salami”
WHAT do you have spread open?
So the producer of NBC’s show “Community”, Dan Harmon, has been fired. One of my favorite shows and I don’t think it will ever be the same.
Community as a video game
Awesome 8-Bit popup cards
Photographer imposes the 8-bit world onto real photographs.
See them all at: http://www.flickr.com/photos/leevidal/sets/72157626183171274/
Adele is such a twat!
I want this ‘Game of Thrones’ cake
Star Wars characters done with Paint Balls
Cool Star Wars hologram display at a toy store
This is a sad Batman
Cool billboard war
Meet Disco the rapping parakeet
King Julian and his adoring tribe of Lemurs!
Some little marmoset monkeys
Little polar bear Anori
Finally found the thief eating the vegetables in the garden! What do you have to say for yourself?
Kids these days have no respect!
A “Gang” of 62 masked raccoons outside Houston Texas digging up junk-food. At least they’re friendly!
A Moose just casually walking around a Russian town. No doubt looking for a coffee cafe.
Some little golden lion tamarins photobombing
Just a fox dad playing with his cubs in someone’s backyard garden.
Best Dog Costume EVA!
I wonder if this professor is on RateMyProfessor.com?
Ha! You got me! Great joke bro!
Kung Fu Panda . . . DOG?
Tommy the Chihuahua vs. Alligator
Want to go to the Vet? You Don’t want it?
A bear snugglin’ with a stuffed bear
You make me SICK!
Kermit? That you?
Oh yeah? Say that to my FACE!
It’s Raining? Better wear my raincoat!
The only Golden Zebra in captivity
The “Leaf Hornet Lizard” will give you nightmares
Name 10 things that aren’t Skrillex
How do you dance to Skrillex?
Tenacious D’s video to”Low Hangin’ Fruit” is a metaphor for . . . what? I don’t get it.
The Electric Daisy Carnival going on in New York City this weekend
“Now I’m gonna learn you boyz a thing or two bout’ internal bleedin’!”
Porn AND Pancakes? Best day EVER!
Bacon! Bacon! Bacon!
“All You Can Eat” AMERICAN style!
Even sex has to make you fat in America!
What did you get mom for Mother’s Day?
Best Product Review EVA!
Did you get the PERFECT mother’s day card?
Is she still not over that divorce?
This is me 10 minutes before the bar closes
I don’t think that’s gonna be enough beer!
I felt guilty when we sent grandpa to the nursing home but then we got his Christmas Card . . .
Romantic evening? Use “MAN candles!” Now in “Lawn Mower”, “2X4″ wood, “First Down” and “Man Town”!
What color is that? “Santa’s Flesh”? Looks like something you’d fill up in a sperm bank.
That mop has anger issues!
Be on the look-out for the suspect!
A Japanese text book explains the difference between Canada and America, as well as Londoners.
Chewbacca is sexy and he knows it!
The perfect Hello Kitty doll
Pillsbury, I can’t sleep because of you!
Best Birthday Cake EVA!
How to Maintain your Insanity!
Facebook’s new ad
See the new Avengers movie?
Best. T-Shirt. EVA!
Who you Gonna Call . . . to eat her vegetables? Someone else please!
Is that thing suppose to get me to brush my teeth?
Is that the face of Death itself in that cheese?
Some grandmothers enjoying the Kardashian sex tape
A “low testosterone pink tool set”
Now THIS is a lock!
It’s “technically” sexy . . . more or less.
These just look a little dirty.
When others say no, we say . . .
A Shooting Star
Found at: http://nabhan.deviantart.com/art/Shooting-Star-302732854
Some good advice
Just a “corny” suicide joke
THIS is how you mock a corporate billboard!
Squirtle uses Swag
They should have these bumper-stickers on ice cream trucks this summer
They ruin EVERYTHING! (Thanks Victor)
Silly fox! (thanx again Victor!)
Some Preschool Pups. Can you name them all?
Found at: http://batladie.deviantart.com/art/Preschool-Pups-300399696
It’s Prom season again!
Bats can be cute too!
Some baby Pandas
Always nice to have a drinking buddy
There’s no bond like between a boy and his dog
I’m feelin’ no pain bro!
Like RAWR and stuff!
A “real-life” Simba
These Alpacas have the latest stylish haircuts!
Time for some “Crocodile Rock!”
Found at: http://loopydave.deviantart.com/art/Crocodile-Rock-299256952
Skrillex reviewed by kids
Armin van Buuren – We Are Here To Make Some Noise
Love the drop on this
The new Pixar ‘Brave’ trailer
Colbert interviews a Creationist
OMG, I can’t believe this is real.
How much are you worth to Facebook? $4.81 to be precise! Facebook made over a BILLION in revenue last quarter which divided by its 901 million active users tells you precisely how much you’re worth!
A Weapon of the Future
The 1980’s Cartoons’ Last Super
Drag that bitch to HELL!
They’re putting some weird stuff in those claw machines lately
For the first time since the Great Depression, more Mexicans are choosing to leave the United States than enter it!
Read the story at: http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/for-first-time-since-depression-more-mexicans-leave-us-than-enter/2012/04/23/gIQApyiDdT_story.html?hpid=z1
The Pizza Hut ‘Cheeseburger Crown Crust Pizza” looks disgusting!
New Guinness record for biggest nachos. 80-feet long and 4,689 pounds of nachos . . . in Kansas of course!
Son of a bitch! What’s wrong here?
Awesome Hippo Coffee table
They’re the movie of the summer!
. . . and another board-game movie
Yes, apparently they will be doing a “Bill and Ted’s 3″ movie
“Avengers” on a budget
Pikachu, you’ve really let yourself go!
I SO want this van!
. . . and ends with you also
The Simpsons celebrated their 25th anniversary the other night . . . while making a little jab at Fox News in the process
The funniest episode of ‘Would I Lie to You?’
Best Wedding Cake EVER!!
An awesome Zelda cake
The perfect birthday bracelet to give with that cake:
Found at: http://fusedelegance.deviantart.com/art/Zelda-Triforce-Brass-Bracelet-298041838
. . . and a Super Mario cake
Just don’t hire THIS guy for that birthday party!
so WHAT’S for lunch again?
I think you should stay away from these pillow cases too
I SO want this pillow!
Found at: http://telegrafixs.deviantart.com/art/The-Orignal-Angry-Bird-Pillow-297985432
Some “Sophisticated Party Glasses” Time for Wine Pong!
“Now there’s no need to be ‘skinny’ and friendless . . .”
Another great advertisement. No, but I see a few crabs . . .
Mr. T wants you to say NO to peer pressure and drugs!
“What’s the wait? Come on guys, move!”
Found at: http://fromdax.deviantart.com/art/Curiosity-282672207
Even undead ghouls have soft spots. Actually, I think technically their soars and gashes are ‘soft spots’ too.
Found at: http://papaninja.deviantart.com/art/A-little-bit-of-tenderness-298003310
The Optimistic Ant
Evolution is a bitch!
Found at: http://sebreg.deviantart.com/art/Kiwi-T-rex-297899147
They shouldn’t have put these signs so close together
. . . well, these aren’t cool anymore
You’re not fooling anyone!
Found at: http://jollyjack.deviantart.com/art/Elephant-Syrup-297996542
I barely recognize him anymore!
The ‘official’ “mustache ride”.
Cool ride bro
This happens EVERY time I take the subway
It’s prom season again! Who are you bringing?
. . . well, that didn’t go as expected.
Maybe there’s a plus side! Scientists now say “Spider venom that causes four-hour long erections ‘could be the new Viagra'” Was Spiderman ever NOT erect?
Read more at: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1363810/Spider-venom-cause-hour-erections-new-Viagra.html
Crazy furries! Actually these hats were very popular at Coachella
This is getting carried away though:
Nice impression bro!
Meanwhile, in England, these giant monster rats are becoming increasingly common
Read more at: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2133818/Giant-rat-killed-pensioner-Brian-Watson-lump-wood-farm.html
Little foxes have no respect for authority!
A baby falcon
A baby chinchilla
Baby giraffe will be my BEST friend forever!
Some wild piglets
Some baby hedgehogs
. . . and one dressed up pretty
A malamute puppy
Love ya dad!
A Greedy Hamster
A curious meerkat
Giant Panda doesn’t give a fuck
Found at: http://pygar.deviantart.com/art/Giant-Panda-298143905
This Russian dog is trying out for the Olympics!
What’s for dinner?
BACON! BACON! BACON! BACON! BACON!
I will prove you wrong!
What’s for dessert?
Bitch, you had better have dinner ready for me! Don’t make me get my pimp-wing out!
Little “Oscar Meyer” admiring the view of Boston across the Charles River in Cambridge
Some Mexican wolves in an Illinois zoo
A Polar Bear ‘hamming’ it up for the camera by doing a hand-stand. Show off!
Polar bear cub Anori at a German zoo
Ben, Yogy and Zora emerge from their den in an animal sanctuary in Switzerland
Just some kitties enjoyin’ a picnic
Mine! Mine! Mine!
A fish with a bad attitude!
A cocky macaw parrot that knows it’s sexy
An extremely rare “Otorongo”, an Amazonian species considered in risk of extiction.
First, a happy Earth Day!
Ricky Gervais on atheism
The diminishing power of God
I had quite the birthday cake this year!
How was your 4/20 bro?
Perfect costume for the day
Rihanna’s dope comeback
Conan has a pervert on staff. I remember when this first aired as one of his first episodes on TBS. Still hysterical now.
Just one of the gals!
A “My Little Ponies” ‘Pinkie Pie’ Skyrim mod
A very cool Japanese hologram concert
Best female band name EVA!
Some socially awkward merit badges
A place where dreams come true
USA! USA! USA!
The stairway to gamer heaven!
Strange Pokemon Card Costume
Be on the lookout for these criminals!
Television is becoming so predictable and formulaic, don’t you think?
You’re a little too ‘clingy’
Found at: http://nabhan.deviantart.com/art/Possessive-297624223
A Burger King burger made with 1,050 strips of Bacon! . . . yeah he finishes it off.
Should you eat bacon?
The weird side of the internet again!
Nicki Minaj has really let herself go
“I haz magik!”
Found at: http://silverfox-5213.deviantart.com/art/Badge-for-Qing-Long-297600848
Baby Badger Just Don’t Give a Dirty Diaper!
Found at: http://suirobo.deviantart.com/art/badger-297592283
Found that funny bro?
Found at: http://tanidareal.deviantart.com/art/NEVER-do-that-again-297774967
Meet Margaret, the baby giraffe at the Bronx Zoo
I don’t know what that Red Panda is licking, but it looks pornographic
A little too kinky
The cat is a pimp and the automatic feeder is its hoe! “BITCH, where’s my chedda? Don’t make me lift my pimp-paw!”
just so cute
Found at: http://aoao2.deviantart.com/art/Comfort-297260834
WTF is going on here?
Stop spreading your legs you dirty slut!
I MUST know what this “Koala incident” was
Worst job in the WORLD!
Harvard should make a commercial like this college
Just some soccer hooligans about to storm the field and brawl!
“I believe I can fly . . .”
“I just fucking LOVE cocaine!”
Hug it out bitches!
This dog is doing a David Caruso “C.S.I.” impression. “Looks like this chicken didn’t cross the road after all Frank!”
“You’re a bear? Bitch, I’m a motha fuckin’ gangsta!”
Loki, the pet raccoon
That cow is such a spaz! What a moron! She’s hysterical!
Ew! A naked Ewok!
This puggle knows how to Shuffle!
Poor squirrel with a bag stuck on its head
Some more dubstep dancing
Birthday is Thursday so I’ll be taking a break from my blog for a few days . . . while I sober up. In the meantime, here’s some cake!
(also want to add my friend Victor has a birthday the day after mine so HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUDDY! Thanks for all your suggestions to the blog!)
NASA launched a shuttle this morning
Rock on bro!
What would YOU do for a Klondike?
Gay exorcism? Oooh, sounds very entertaining.
Trailer for ‘The Muslims are Coming’
New trailer for Prometheus
That statue is such a pervert!
Sexy and you Know it sir!
The R2-Tu Tu
The R2- Turntable
What’s the weather?
Life is so unfair
Found at: http://nabhan.deviantart.com/art/Tissue-Issue-296589323
Bitch, I aint helping you cross the street!
Poor Scorpion. “FINISH HIM!”
Avengers as Dinosaurs. I want to see THIS movie!
Also, a batch of Dinosaur eggs have been found during construction in Chechnya Russia
Read more at: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/47076566/ns/technology_and_science-science/#.T43yRKtYt8E
A Monster Totem Pole
Found at: http://oopisnein.deviantart.com/art/Monster-Totem-Pole-290485778
Nothing to see here! Just some otters playing tag with a baby.
A cute sand-cat kitten
Pretty Please? PLEEEEEASE?
“Holy SHIT! BUBBLES!”
“You can imagine my excitement. Yeeah and stuff.”
You can DO it! I BELIEVE in you!
“It wasn’t Me! I DIDN’T do it!”
Watch your step! Don’t squish him!
Baby Bears just want to be cuddled
A slippery little Koala
A “Dirty-Dozen” Pandas
“Your Stinky Socks Smell MARVELOUS!”
“Cool story bro. Tell me more”
Some baby squirrels
They said I could grow up to be anything, so I became a unicorn
“WHAT did you just say to me?”
Some pretty cool video
Just a crazy-ass tune and video