Need to make your Halloween a little more . . . stimulating? Check out ‘Fleshlight’s’ sex toys! They claim: “We know what you’re thinking: “It’s almost Halloween, and I have yet to have sex with any undead, reanimated, extraterrestrial, or cybertronic vaginas!” Don’t worry, Fleshlight has you covered with their new Freaks series. They might just be the most horrifying things I’ve ever penetrated, and I might have really enjoyed it.”
Zombie Vagina . . . when you need to feel like you contracted an STD!
Frankenstein/”Fuckenstein” (hey, was that grandma’s vagina?)
Still need a Halloween Costume?
If Dr. Seuss Had Written A Sex-Ed Book
Here’s another Halloween Costume idea, “Holy Shit!”
A real Flea Circus!
Don’t pick up after your dog in the park? Beware!
I don’t like Julia Roberts either
Here she is as the “Evil Queen” in the upcoming “Snow White”
Have your kid go as a “Suicide Bomber” for Halloween!
“The Biggest Show on Earth”
Furries be Crazy yo!
Here’s something for the furries
Catholic Priest & Altar Boy
Slutty Cookie Monster
Are your kids excited about “Jesusween”?
This isn’t gay at ALL!
“16 Bizarre Things You Can Pay to Smell Like”
Read the full story from Mental Floss at: http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/102827
“Etat Libre d’Orange has a variety of interesting perfumes, but the most oddly named is “Fat Electrician for Men.” The scent is “based on vetiver notes with light, metallic nuances of olive leaves, creamy touch of vanilla, opoponax and myrrh in base notes of the perfume.”
Burger King has their own fragrance
I recently beat Portal 2
Two Bears enjoying a Hammock
Shaft and Star Wars mashup. Pretty creative
Steve Jobs is a JEDI!