Chinese Restaurants would like to thank the Jewish People this Christmas
Which Reminds me of this Saturday Night Live skit
Why is Christmas celebrated on Dec. 25th?
“One likely explanation is that early church leaders needed a holiday to distract Christians from the many pagan revelries occurring in late December. One of the revelries was The Saturnalia, a week-long festival celebrating the Romans’ favorite agricultural god, Saturn. From December 17 until December 23, tomfoolery and pagan hijinks ensued, and by hijinks we mean gluttonous feasting, drunkenness, gambling and public nudity.”
Read About Saturnalia at: http://www.netglimse.com/holidays/saturnalia/history_of_saturnalia.shtml
As well as other Bizarre Origins of Christmas at: http://www.cracked.com/article_15719_pagan-orgies-to-human-sacrifice-bizarre-origins-christmas.html
All Alone on Christmas? Celebrate with a TV Dinner and your Microwave!
Hot Dogs re-enact a classic scene from “A Christmas Story”
Former Porn-Star Sasha Grey is the Virgin Mary?
It’s a Christmas MIRACLE! I’ve seen the Virgin Mary!
Celebrate New Years Eve in STYLE! This Louis Vuitton condom costs $68 for ONE (not a package)!
Could always Go with the cheap, name-brand condoms!
Just NO Trying them on in the Store!
Need Practice? This is for TRAINING purposes ONLY!
Need a Last-Minute Gift! THE PAJAMAS JEANS! Never have to put on pants AGAIN . . . or that condom.
How “Jingle All the Way” SHOULD have Ended!
FedEX and UPS Drivers start their Training EARLY!
It’s a Trap Santa!
How to Assure a Truly Dysfunctional Christmas Dinner
Merry Christmas Frosty!
Found at: http://clap-san.deviantart.com/art/Kiss-and-hug-275392069
The Reindeers Put on some Weight!
Found at: http://noah-kh.deviantart.com/#/d4jxxpo
These were those Two LAST Year!
Professor Layton is such a Pervo!
Found at: http://illegalluke.deviantart.com/art/Merry-Christmas-2011-part-2-275404212
Merry Christmas from Skia
Found at: http://skia.deviantart.com/art/Star-275476935
I want this Baby Kangaroo (a ‘Joey’) For XMas!
Or Maybe this Cute Baby Boar in my Stocking
I Love Christmas Songs
Christmas by the Numbers
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles sing the “Wrap Rap”
A Christmas Tree made of Water-Bottles
Blue LED Lights
This Christmas Tree is completely made of Sushi Rolls
This is EVERY Street Light in NYC
This looks like that huge Tree in Avatar
Pabst Blue Ribbon tree!
Merry Christmas to Everyone!
Found at: http://muchacha10.deviantart.com/art/Klaine-Rosy-Cheeked-and-Starry-Eyed-275473491