Message to my haters
Bill Maher’s ‘Real Time’ was pretty funny last week. “There’s an inverse relationship between knowledge and superstition.” Right on sir!
In the Kansas primary caucus, Rick Santorum easily won with 51% of the vote compared to Romney’s 21%. The joke on Saturday Night Live was Santorum was expected to do well in Kansas because it’s also a ‘giant square’. Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with Kansas? In the 19th Century it was an outpost of Socialist radicalism, yet today it’s a bastion of extreme conservatism defending the most wealthy. They all sound like inbred morons also!
This is what they all look like out in Kansas
Found at: http://tompreston.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4shdoz
Hey Look! It’s DJ KONY and his Ugandan Hardstyle 2012!
Star Wars is so dirty
Could just hump a leg
Found at: http://stuffistolefromtheinternet.com/animals/dog-vader/
My favorite clip from Saturday Night Live last night
In the upcoming Elle Magazine, actor John Hamm (who proved to me how intelligent he was on Real Time with Bill Maher last week) says this: “Whether it’s Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian or whoever, stupidity is certainly celebrated. Being a fucking idiot is a valuable commodity in this culture. You’re rewarded significantly.” Well said sir.
Lion’s Ode to his Rubber Ducky
Found at: http://sebreg.deviantart.com/art/Lion-s-Ode-to-His-Rubber-Ducky-289334962
Just a Red Panda
Found at: http://tvd-photography.deviantart.com/art/Red-Panda-III-289299234
Son, I am Disappoint
Is this a drug dealing alligator?
Found at: http://monavx.deviantart.com/art/Alistair-289280638
Sharks have the hardest time Flossing (such a good cartoonist on deviantart)
Found at: http://silverfox-5213.deviantart.com/art/FUUUUUUlLOSSSSS-289767360
A Minotaur Archer
Found at: http://el-grimlock.deviantart.com/art/Minotaur-Archer-289585112
Found at: http://airt.deviantart.com/art/DinoMonsters-Whitetout-289395240
Pokemon condoms? absofuckinlutely
I want this RC Jet! How sick is this? I’d point it at someone’s crotch
The ‘You Get Nothing’ Remix! You LOSE!
White Guy Dance Moves. Pretty fucking accurate
They should take lessons from ME doing the “Potty Dance”! Uh oh, I think I just pooped myself.
If you don’t get this, you’re not cool
Seriously, do the rich have nothing better to piss their money on? They’re literally pissing their money away . . . probably on some homeless bum too.
Listening to: a mix by DJ Janzzen found off YouTube