Boring lecture? I’m sure the professor wouldn’t mind you making breakfast in class.
What’s for Breakfast?
So Romney says Obama ‘spent too much time’ at Harvard? Remind me how many degrees you have? Two? From where? Harvard? You were governor of what state again?
Google Glasses for Hipsters
This Good Friday make sure to bath in the blood of the lamb!
“I told you so!”
Happens EVERY Easter!
Jesus? Is that goat?
It’s like Alien
Gawd damn your cute powers!
I never really understood why it’s popular to buy bunnies, chicks or baby ducks as pets for Easter. Do they return them the next day or something?
Some sugar gliders playing ‘peek-a-boo’!
The car-ride home with a new puppy. Always one of your happiest days.
If you eat your vitamins, someday you too . . .
I never understood the logic of ‘playing dead’ when you see a bear
Cutest wolf pup ever!
Spring has sprung
What the fuck is this guy doin’ to that cow?
So you broke up with your girlfriend? She has your work number?
Aziz Ansari explaining 50 Cent’s ‘grapefruit’ story. Hysterical!
A kettlebell is an iron weight originally from Russia
I would adore this glass.
Nice parking asshole
Best Trolls Ever!
Is that “drive safely” said with sarcasm? Do you know something I don’t? Is there a surprise in store for me?
Jupiter, why are you scary as fuck?
Biiiish, you’re not a boomerang! Stop being so fucking clingy and give me some space!
. . . and not a single fuck was given that day