The new Pixar ‘Brave’ trailer
Colbert interviews a Creationist
OMG, I can’t believe this is real.
How much are you worth to Facebook? $4.81 to be precise! Facebook made over a BILLION in revenue last quarter which divided by its 901 million active users tells you precisely how much you’re worth!
A Weapon of the Future
The 1980’s Cartoons’ Last Super
Drag that bitch to HELL!
They’re putting some weird stuff in those claw machines lately
For the first time since the Great Depression, more Mexicans are choosing to leave the United States than enter it!
Read the story at: http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/for-first-time-since-depression-more-mexicans-leave-us-than-enter/2012/04/23/gIQApyiDdT_story.html?hpid=z1
The Pizza Hut ‘Cheeseburger Crown Crust Pizza” looks disgusting!
New Guinness record for biggest nachos. 80-feet long and 4,689 pounds of nachos . . . in Kansas of course!
Son of a bitch! What’s wrong here?
Awesome Hippo Coffee table
They’re the movie of the summer!
. . . and another board-game movie
Yes, apparently they will be doing a “Bill and Ted’s 3” movie
“Avengers” on a budget
Pikachu, you’ve really let yourself go!
I SO want this van!
. . . and ends with you also
The Simpsons celebrated their 25th anniversary the other night . . . while making a little jab at Fox News in the process
The funniest episode of ‘Would I Lie to You?’
Best Wedding Cake EVER!!
An awesome Zelda cake
The perfect birthday bracelet to give with that cake:
Found at: http://fusedelegance.deviantart.com/art/Zelda-Triforce-Brass-Bracelet-298041838
. . . and a Super Mario cake
Just don’t hire THIS guy for that birthday party!
so WHAT’S for lunch again?
I think you should stay away from these pillow cases too
I SO want this pillow!
Found at: http://telegrafixs.deviantart.com/art/The-Orignal-Angry-Bird-Pillow-297985432
Some “Sophisticated Party Glasses” Time for Wine Pong!
“Now there’s no need to be ‘skinny’ and friendless . . .”
Another great advertisement. No, but I see a few crabs . . .
Mr. T wants you to say NO to peer pressure and drugs!
“What’s the wait? Come on guys, move!”
Found at: http://fromdax.deviantart.com/art/Curiosity-282672207
Even undead ghouls have soft spots. Actually, I think technically their soars and gashes are ‘soft spots’ too.
Found at: http://papaninja.deviantart.com/art/A-little-bit-of-tenderness-298003310
The Optimistic Ant
Evolution is a bitch!
Found at: http://sebreg.deviantart.com/art/Kiwi-T-rex-297899147
They shouldn’t have put these signs so close together
. . . well, these aren’t cool anymore
You’re not fooling anyone!
Found at: http://jollyjack.deviantart.com/art/Elephant-Syrup-297996542
I barely recognize him anymore!
The ‘official’ “mustache ride”.
Cool ride bro
This happens EVERY time I take the subway
It’s prom season again! Who are you bringing?
. . . well, that didn’t go as expected.
Maybe there’s a plus side! Scientists now say “Spider venom that causes four-hour long erections ‘could be the new Viagra'” Was Spiderman ever NOT erect?
Read more at: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1363810/Spider-venom-cause-hour-erections-new-Viagra.html
Crazy furries! Actually these hats were very popular at Coachella
This is getting carried away though:
Nice impression bro!
Meanwhile, in England, these giant monster rats are becoming increasingly common
Read more at: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2133818/Giant-rat-killed-pensioner-Brian-Watson-lump-wood-farm.html
Little foxes have no respect for authority!
A baby falcon
A baby chinchilla
Baby giraffe will be my BEST friend forever!
Some wild piglets
Some baby hedgehogs
. . . and one dressed up pretty
A malamute puppy
Love ya dad!
A Greedy Hamster
A curious meerkat
Giant Panda doesn’t give a fuck
Found at: http://pygar.deviantart.com/art/Giant-Panda-298143905
This Russian dog is trying out for the Olympics!
What’s for dinner?
BACON! BACON! BACON! BACON! BACON!
I will prove you wrong!
What’s for dessert?
Bitch, you had better have dinner ready for me! Don’t make me get my pimp-wing out!
Little “Oscar Meyer” admiring the view of Boston across the Charles River in Cambridge
Some Mexican wolves in an Illinois zoo
A Polar Bear ‘hamming’ it up for the camera by doing a hand-stand. Show off!
Polar bear cub Anori at a German zoo
Ben, Yogy and Zora emerge from their den in an animal sanctuary in Switzerland
Just some kitties enjoyin’ a picnic
Mine! Mine! Mine!
A fish with a bad attitude!
A cocky macaw parrot that knows it’s sexy
An extremely rare “Otorongo”, an Amazonian species considered in risk of extiction.